Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Bean jokes in 2025

What did the bean say to its friend who returned from a long holiday?
– You’ve bean gone forever! How have you bean?

At the end of the day, we are all human beans.
– And we will all rice up together.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?
– Because if you add even one more it gets “2 farty”.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean?
– Donald Trump wouldn’t let a russian garbonzo bean on his face.

What kind of vegetable is jealous?
– A green bean!

What do you call mr bean if he was high
– A baked bean

Just traded my girlfriend for a bean burrito.
– Food for thot.

what do you call a high Rowan Atkinson?
– Baked bean.

Why didn’t the trains at the station leave after the passengers boarded?
If they wanted to leave, they would have gone to the leavetion.

I apologize, it’s a terrible joke. But I made it up on the spot and it caused my daughter to snort the bean sprout she was eating into her nose.

Follow us on Facebook