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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

In response to the beach towel, the parasol said: I’ve got you covered!

“Come with me,’ Mom says. To the library. Books and summertime go together.”

What do you call a labrador on the beach in the summer?
– A hot dog.

What did Cinderella wear when she went diving?
– Glass slippers!

Why did the banana use sunscreen at the beach?
– It refused to peel.

A walk to the beach can be rocky sometimes.

“Some of the best memories are made in flip-flops.”

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
– Long time no sea!

Being a diving instructor means you have to teach people to hold their breath underwater without scuba gear. It’s a tankless job!

How does an ocean’s floor keep up to date with all the news?
– Of course, by following current events.

“Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don’t they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers.”

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
– I’m bacon.

Why is the beach always so confident?
– It’s 100% shore.

What part of a fish is the heaviest?
– The scales!

Feeling beachy keen.

The police were called to the beach this summer for what reason?
– There was something fishy going on.

“Summertime is always the best of what might be.”

When the fisherman’s line got tangled, what did he say?
– Something a-piers to be wrong…

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