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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

“Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don’t they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers.”

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
– I’m bacon.

Why is the beach always so confident?
– It’s 100% shore.

What part of a fish is the heaviest?
– The scales!

Feeling beachy keen.

The police were called to the beach this summer for what reason?
– There was something fishy going on.

“Summertime is always the best of what might be.”

When the fisherman’s line got tangled, what did he say?
– Something a-piers to be wrong…

“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.”

“The summer demands and takes away too much. But night, the reserved, the reticent, gives more than it takes.”

What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Where do scuba divers go to relax after work?
– The dive bar!

What type of hair does the ocean have?
– Wavy.

“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”

What did the parasol say to the beach towel?
– I’ve got you covered!

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

Having a whale of a time.

I am eager to make waves today!

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