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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

Did you hear about the race between the sand and the sea?
– They tied.

What is the name of the most famous mermaid rock band?
– A-sea D-sea!

Do you know about the martial arts fighters who fought on the beach?
– They engaged each other in sand-to-sand combat.

“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me, those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.”

What’s the best day to go to the beach?
– SUN day.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck.

One day the scuba diver noticed he heard beautiful singing underwater. It was coming from a choral reef!

The jellyfish blushed for what reason?
– Because of the sea weed.

“Ô, Sunlight! The most precious gold to be found on Earth.”

What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
– Shore!

Why were the police called to the beach?
– Because something fishy was going on….

A good plaice to remember.

Sorry about the resting beach face.

“I love how summer just wraps it’s arms around you like a warm blanket.”

How do beaches greet each other?
– With a sandshake.

What utensils do mermaids use?
– Their fish fingers!

What do you call a rejected guitarist now living on the beach?
– A sea minor.

“If it could only be like this always—always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe.”

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