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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

What do you call a labrador on the beach in the summer?
– A hot dog.

What did Cinderella wear when she went diving?
– Glass slippers!

Why did the banana use sunscreen at the beach?
– It refused to peel.

A walk to the beach can be rocky sometimes.

“Some of the best memories are made in flip-flops.”

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
– Long time no sea!

Being a diving instructor means you have to teach people to hold their breath underwater without scuba gear. It’s a tankless job!

How does an ocean’s floor keep up to date with all the news?
– Of course, by following current events.

“Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don’t they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers.”

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
– I’m bacon.

Why is the beach always so confident?
– It’s 100% shore.

What part of a fish is the heaviest?
– The scales!

Feeling beachy keen.

The police were called to the beach this summer for what reason?
– There was something fishy going on.

“Summertime is always the best of what might be.”

When the fisherman’s line got tangled, what did he say?
– Something a-piers to be wrong…

“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.”

“The summer demands and takes away too much. But night, the reserved, the reticent, gives more than it takes.”

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