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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

What did the magician say to the fisherman?
– Pick a cod, any cod!

I’m just coasting along this summer.

I’m going to swim at the beach, water you doing today?

“It is easy to forget now, how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.

Why can you never get hungry on the beach?
– Because of all the sand which is there!

Why do drones take so many pictures of mermaids?
– They’re Ariel photographers!

Can you tell me how much does it cost to attend the beach for a day?
– It’s just a few sand dollars.

“I almost wish we were butterflies and liv’d but three summer days – three such days with you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain.”

“Friends, sun, sand, and sea, that sounds like a summer to me.”

What did one rock pool say to the other?
– Show me your mussels.

What do you call a Great Dane that wears a snorkel?
– Scuba-Doo!

Have you heard about the race between the sand and the sea?
– Eventually, they tied.

“It was June, and the world smelled of roses. The sunshine was like powdered gold over the grassy hillside.”

What’s the most common insect found on the beach?
– A beach buggy!

What is a sea monster’s favourite meal?
– Fish and ships!

Whale hello.

Shell-ebration! It’s time to mash the coral!

“I could taste the salt on her lips, each kiss like a summer wave breaking on an empty beach.”

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