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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they’re shellfish.

What does seaweed say when it gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean?
– Kelp me!

If you can’t beach ‘em, join ‘em.

When the tree went to the beach, what did it wear?
– Swimming trunks.

“To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.”

What do you call a French man who wears sandals?
– Phillipe Phloppe.

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
– A shellphone!

Did the beach say anything as the tide came in?
– Long time, no sea.

Where there is a will, there is a wave.

“Oh, the summer night, has a smile of light, and she sits on a sapphire throne.”

All I got for my birthday was sand. I appreciate the sediment but…

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
– If they fell forwards they’d still be on the boat!

Why does the beach always seem so confident?
– It’s 100% shore.

“Let us dance in the sun, wearing wildflowers in our hair…”

What kind of candy do you get at the airport?
– Plane chocolate.

Where do sharks go on holiday?
– Finland!

I make waves wherever I go.

In response to the beach towel, the parasol said: I’ve got you covered!

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