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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

“Summer was here again. Summer, summer, summer. I loved and hated summers. Summers had a logic all their own, and they always brought something out in me. Summer was supposed to be about freedom and youth and no school and possibilities and adventure and exploration. Summer was a book of hope. That’s why I loved and hated summers. Because they made me want to believe.”

What kind of hair does the ocean have?
– Wavy.

Who was the first scuba diver spy?
– James Pond!

Are there any kinds of sandwiches you can enjoy at the beach?
– Peanut butter and jellyfish.

I attempted a pun about water but everyone sea straight through it, and when people complain they are normally just being a beach.

“Summer-induced stupidity. That was the diagnosis…”

What did the pig say when it was lying on the sand?
– I’m bacon.

Which sea creature is the most famous of them all?
– The star fish!

Tropic like it’s hot.

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”

Do fish go on vacation?
– No, because they’re always in school.

How much does it cost to spend a day at the beach?
– Just a few sand dollars.

Why do mermaids live in salt water?
– Because pepper makes them sneeze!

When very small beaches are crashing into the shore, what crashes?
– Micro-waves.

“One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.”

What do you get when you throw an oven into the ocean?
– A heat wave!

Feeling fine and sandy.

When the sand got into a fight with the ocean, what did it say?
– “OMG, you’re such a beach!”

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