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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

Why do mermaids live in salt water?
– Because pepper makes them sneeze!

When very small beaches are crashing into the shore, what crashes?
– Micro-waves.

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”

Do fish go on vacation?
– No, because they’re always in school.

What do you get when you throw an oven into the ocean?
– A heat wave!

Feeling fine and sandy.

When the sand got into a fight with the ocean, what did it say?
– “OMG, you’re such a beach!”

“One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.”

What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
– Sunday.

Which fish is the richest of them all?
– The goldfish!

The sick boat is used for what?
– To bring it to the dock!

For my birthday all I got was sand. I do appreciate the sediment, however.

“‘Cause a little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”

What do you call a beach party that gets out of hand?
– Sandemonium!

Why did the stingray talk to the scuba diver?
– He wanted to have a manta-man talk!

The crab crossed the beach for what reason?
– To get to the other tide.

“One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter.”

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they’re shellfish.

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