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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2024

“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”

What did the parasol say to the beach towel?
– I’ve got you covered!

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

Having a whale of a time.

I am eager to make waves today!

“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”

Why is the sand under the dock so resistant?
– It doesn’t give into pier pressure.

Where do mermaids go to watch movies?
– At the dive-in!

When Cinderella goes to the beach, what does she wear?
– Glass flippers.

“Summer’s lease hath all too short a date.”

“We might think we are nurturing our garden, but of course it’s our garden that is really nurturing us.”

Why did the octopus cross the ocean?
– To get to the other tide.

I saw the scuba diving shop was closed. I guess it went under!

Which animal is the strongest at the beach?
– The mussels.

“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.”

What is the best thing to eat on the beach?
– A sandwich.

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– Because they’re shellfish!

Fish you were here.

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