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Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

Have you heard about the race between the sand and the sea?
– Eventually, they tied.

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“It was June, and the world smelled of roses. The sunshine was like powdered gold over the grassy hillside.”

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What’s the most common insect found on the beach?
– A beach buggy!

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What is a sea monster’s favourite meal?
– Fish and ships!

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Whale hello.

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Shell-ebration! It’s time to mash the coral!

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“I could taste the salt on her lips, each kiss like a summer wave breaking on an empty beach.”

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Did you hear about the race between the sand and the sea?
– They tied.

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What is the name of the most famous mermaid rock band?
– A-sea D-sea!

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Do you know about the martial arts fighters who fought on the beach?
– They engaged each other in sand-to-sand combat.

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“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me, those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.”

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What’s the best day to go to the beach?
– SUN day.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck.

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One day the scuba diver noticed he heard beautiful singing underwater. It was coming from a choral reef!

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The jellyfish blushed for what reason?
– Because of the sea weed.

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“Ô, Sunlight! The most precious gold to be found on Earth.”

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What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
– Shore!

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Why were the police called to the beach?
– Because something fishy was going on….

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