Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Beach jokes 🏝️🏖️ in 2025

What would you find on a haunted beach?
– A sand-witch!

What did the mermaid say to her friends after they hung out?
– Sea you later!

What did the shovel say to his friend on the beach?
Are you okay?
– You’re looking a bit pail.

What’s the most popular TV show under the sea?
– Whale of fortune!

Keep palm and carry on.

Yo mama is so fat that she goes to the beach to sell shades.

“Sweet, sweet burn of sun and summer wind, and you my friend, my new fun thing, my summer fling.”

What did one sand dune say to the other?
– I will never desert you!

What did Prince Eric say to Ariel?
– We were mermaid for each other!

What kind of clothes do sheep wear to the beach?
– A baa-kini.

“Summer has filled her veins with light and her heart is washed with noon.”

“The quarrels of lovers are like summer storms. Everything is more beautiful when they have passed.”

Why did the jellyfish blush?
– Because the sea weed.

What did the scuba diver use to cut seaweed?
– A sea-saw!

Why is the beach so friendly?
– Because it always waves!

“It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine… it’s summertime!”

What’s the most common insect found on the beach?
– A beach buggy!

What did the magician say to the fisherman?
– Pick a cod, any cod!

Follow us on Facebook