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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2025

Why does Batman wear a mask?
– Because the citizens of Gotham aren’t morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis.

Where does Swiss cheese come from, Robin?
-Robin: Holey cows, Batman!

Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?
-Robin ate all the worms.

What happened when Batman & Robin were run over by a steam roller?
-They became Flatman and Ribbon.

Robin told batman that the batmobile stopped working
-Batman: check the battery
Robin: who is tery?

I know my friend loves my Batman impressions, but that doesn’t mean he has to compliment me all the time.
-Every single time I say “I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way,” he says, “That’s super, man!”

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in The Batmobile?
-Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

What did Hollywood say when they made another Batman movie?
-Done another-nother-nother-done-another-nother-nother…Batman!

Robin: “Holy disappointment Batman, the TV remote doesn’t work!”
-Batman: “Have you checked the batteries?”
Robin: “What are teries?”

[Batman’s parents return after 40 years]
-Surprise!!
Wait… WTF are you wearing?!

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