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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2024

Why is Batman so good at hitting home runs?
-He has a batting cage.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
-That’s Arkham’s Razor.

Batman’s mask
– Is worthless against the COVID.

Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze?
-He always gives him the cold shoulder

What is Batman’s least favorite food?
– Chinese takeout

How long does it take Batman to change a lightbulb?
-Depends. How much prep time does he get?

Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend, saying “Robin, lookup at the sky and tell me what you see.”
-Robin replies sleepily, “I see millions of stars.”

Wonder Woman walks in on Batman and Robin’s training session
-Batman asks “Have I ever shown you how to do a side-kick?”
Wonder Woman shouts “BATMAN! THAT IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL!!”

How come Batman shampoo exists…
-But not Conditioner Gorder?

Batman has designed a tuxedo version of his crime fighting costume so he can attend formal occasions.
-It’s a class action suit.

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