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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2025

Why there are no villains in Batman’s city?
-Because he Gotham…

Batman walks into a room which alfred is ìn, late at night.
-“Alfred could you fill up the bathtub please” batman said after entering the room.
Alfred replied with, “what’s a htub sir?”

Who’s the better businessman: Superman or Batman?
– It’s Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

There’s an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman’s sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors
-Carole Baskin And Robin’s the principal’s office.

What would Batman do if he wasn’t rich?
-He would be Robin.

What does batman like to snack on?
-Just-ice

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms.

Dick Grayson: I’m thirsty.
-Bruce Wayne: I’m Batman.

Have you heard of Batman’s brother, High-Hatman?
-He’s a cymbal of justice.

What did Batman do when he went shopping?
-Got ham.

Why does Batman only wear dark colors?
-Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
Easy.Batman doesn’t want to get shot

Batman is the Covid Vigilante
– Given:
a) He covers his entire body except his mouth and nostrils
b) He’s a bat
Therefore:
He may be a superspreader.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Penguin?
– Batman can go into a jewelry store without robin.

What does Batman do when he’s losing at cards?
-He uses his Joker.

They’ve announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.
-It’s Christian Braille

Why does Batman’s mask hide only half his face?
-So that the cops can see he’s white and not shoot him on sight.

Batman and Robin go camping in the desert one day. They set up their tent and then retire for the night.
-Soon they are asleep.

What happens when Batman meets Catwoman?
-The Dark Knight Rises

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