Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2024

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms.

Dick Grayson: I’m thirsty.
-Bruce Wayne: I’m Batman.

Have you heard of Batman’s brother, High-Hatman?
-He’s a cymbal of justice.

What did Batman do when he went shopping?
-Got ham.

Why does Batman only wear dark colors?
-Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
Easy.Batman doesn’t want to get shot

Batman is the Covid Vigilante
– Given:
a) He covers his entire body except his mouth and nostrils
b) He’s a bat
Therefore:
He may be a superspreader.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Penguin?
– Batman can go into a jewelry store without robin.

What does Batman do when he’s losing at cards?
-He uses his Joker.

They’ve announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.
-It’s Christian Braille

Why does Batman’s mask hide only half his face?
-So that the cops can see he’s white and not shoot him on sight.

Batman and Robin go camping in the desert one day. They set up their tent and then retire for the night.
-Soon they are asleep.

What happens when Batman meets Catwoman?
-The Dark Knight Rises

Why is Batman so good at hitting home runs?
-He has a batting cage.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
-That’s Arkham’s Razor.

Batman’s mask
– Is worthless against the COVID.

Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze?
-He always gives him the cold shoulder

What is Batman’s least favorite food?
– Chinese takeout

How long does it take Batman to change a lightbulb?
-Depends. How much prep time does he get?

Follow us on Facebook