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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2024

Robin: “Holy disappointment Batman, the TV remote doesn’t work!”
-Batman: “Have you checked the batteries?”
Robin: “What are teries?”

[Batman’s parents return after 40 years]
-Surprise!!
Wait… WTF are you wearing?!

Robin: The batmobile won’t start.
-Batman: Check the battery.

What’s it called when Batman forgets to pay the electric bill?
-A dark night.

Co-worker asked me, “If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?”
-“Your parents when you move out.”

What does Batman says to Superman’s deez nuts joke?
-GOTHAM!

The Joker says to Batman: Have you seen Noe ?
-He asks: Who’s Noe ?
The Joker replies: Noe Mama.

What’s the toughest part about being Batman?
-Knowing that you’ll never make your parents proud.

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!” Genie: “Wish granted!”
-When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Why did all the pictures come out dark from Batman’s party?
-He forgot to invite the Flash.

What’s Batman’s favorite Chinese dish?
-Kung POW chicken.

My friend said I’m starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman.
-What a joker!

I made a statue of Batman.
-What did you make it of?
Just-ice.

My girlfriend asked me if I thought she was wearing too much makeup.
-I said it depended on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
-That’s Arkham’s Razor.

Batman was my tour guide in Antarctica.
-“What can we even find around here?”
“Justice.”

What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?
-Batman can go into a store without Robin.

What tea does Batman drink?
-Vigilan-tea.

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