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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2025

Why does Batman wear a mask?
– Because the citizens of Gotham aren’t morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis.

Where does Swiss cheese come from, Robin?
-Robin: Holey cows, Batman!

Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?
-Robin ate all the worms.

What happened when Batman & Robin were run over by a steam roller?
-They became Flatman and Ribbon.

Robin told batman that the batmobile stopped working
-Batman: check the battery
Robin: who is tery?

I know my friend loves my Batman impressions, but that doesn’t mean he has to compliment me all the time.
-Every single time I say “I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way,” he says, “That’s super, man!”

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in The Batmobile?
-Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

What did Hollywood say when they made another Batman movie?
-Done another-nother-nother-done-another-nother-nother…Batman!

Robin: “Holy disappointment Batman, the TV remote doesn’t work!”
-Batman: “Have you checked the batteries?”
Robin: “What are teries?”

[Batman’s parents return after 40 years]
-Surprise!!
Wait… WTF are you wearing?!

Robin: The batmobile won’t start.
-Batman: Check the battery.

What’s it called when Batman forgets to pay the electric bill?
-A dark night.

Co-worker asked me, “If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?”
-“Your parents when you move out.”

What does Batman says to Superman’s deez nuts joke?
-GOTHAM!

The Joker says to Batman: Have you seen Noe ?
-He asks: Who’s Noe ?
The Joker replies: Noe Mama.

What’s the toughest part about being Batman?
-Knowing that you’ll never make your parents proud.

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!” Genie: “Wish granted!”
-When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Why did all the pictures come out dark from Batman’s party?
-He forgot to invite the Flash.

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