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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2024

What tea does Batman drink?
-Vigilan-tea.

Robin: Where are you, Batman?
– Batman: on my way, was in the bathroom
Robin: what’s a hroom?

What does Batman put in his lemonade?
– Just ice.

What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke?
-The “PUNCH” line.

a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it’s in the oven?
-the dark knight rises.

Why there are no villains in Batman’s city?
-Because he Gotham…

Batman walks into a room which alfred is ìn, late at night.
-“Alfred could you fill up the bathtub please” batman said after entering the room.
Alfred replied with, “what’s a htub sir?”

Who’s the better businessman: Superman or Batman?
– It’s Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

There’s an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman’s sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors
-Carole Baskin And Robin’s the principal’s office.

What would Batman do if he wasn’t rich?
-He would be Robin.

What does batman like to snack on?
-Just-ice

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms.

Dick Grayson: I’m thirsty.
-Bruce Wayne: I’m Batman.

Have you heard of Batman’s brother, High-Hatman?
-He’s a cymbal of justice.

What did Batman do when he went shopping?
-Got ham.

Why does Batman only wear dark colors?
-Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
Easy.Batman doesn’t want to get shot

Batman is the Covid Vigilante
– Given:
a) He covers his entire body except his mouth and nostrils
b) He’s a bat
Therefore:
He may be a superspreader.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Penguin?
– Batman can go into a jewelry store without robin.

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