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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2024

Why does Batman only wear dark colors?
-Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
Easy.Batman doesn’t want to get shot

Batman is the Covid Vigilante
– Given:
a) He covers his entire body except his mouth and nostrils
b) He’s a bat
Therefore:
He may be a superspreader.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Penguin?
– Batman can go into a jewelry store without robin.

What does Batman do when he’s losing at cards?
-He uses his Joker.

They’ve announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.
-It’s Christian Braille

Why does Batman’s mask hide only half his face?
-So that the cops can see he’s white and not shoot him on sight.

Batman and Robin go camping in the desert one day. They set up their tent and then retire for the night.
-Soon they are asleep.

What happens when Batman meets Catwoman?
-The Dark Knight Rises

Why is Batman so good at hitting home runs?
-He has a batting cage.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
-That’s Arkham’s Razor.

Batman’s mask
– Is worthless against the COVID.

Why doesn’t Batman like Mr. Freeze?
-He always gives him the cold shoulder

What is Batman’s least favorite food?
– Chinese takeout

How long does it take Batman to change a lightbulb?
-Depends. How much prep time does he get?

Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend, saying “Robin, lookup at the sky and tell me what you see.”
-Robin replies sleepily, “I see millions of stars.”

Wonder Woman walks in on Batman and Robin’s training session
-Batman asks “Have I ever shown you how to do a side-kick?”
Wonder Woman shouts “BATMAN! THAT IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL!!”

How come Batman shampoo exists…
-But not Conditioner Gorder?

Batman has designed a tuxedo version of his crime fighting costume so he can attend formal occasions.
-It’s a class action suit.

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