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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2025

Why does Batman leave his lower face visible?
-So cops can see that he’s white

I went out late at night to call my cat.
-And now I really regret naming him Batman. The neighbors are looking concerned.

How does Batman like his coffee?
-Black. Like the night.

If Batman and Superman had a baby, what would it be?
-Adopted

Why did Batman turn Catwoman into the police after she gave birth?
-Because *littering* is a crime.

How does Batboy become Batman?
-He has a Bat-Mitzvah.

A very drunk guy starts beating up a nun on the street
-He throws kicks, uppercuts, regular punches, even some drunk karate moves.
Once he is exhausted he steps back and says “You disappoint me, Batman”

Why does Batman always win at cards?
– Because he always get the Joker.

Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
-Easy Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

In which South African city was Batman originally from?
-Capetown

My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed:
-Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN

Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?
-He had to go to the Bat Room.

What do you call Batman when he is injured?
-Bruised Wayne

Batman’s dad’s new name will be John in a retcon
-He will be played by The Wayne, John’s Son

Why does Batman wear a mask?
– Because the citizens of Gotham aren’t morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis.

Where does Swiss cheese come from, Robin?
-Robin: Holey cows, Batman!

Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?
-Robin ate all the worms.

What happened when Batman & Robin were run over by a steam roller?
-They became Flatman and Ribbon.

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