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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2025

What did the Joker say when he was on top of Batman?
-“Joke’s on you, Batman”

What did Batman do at the deli?
-Got ham.

Batman wlked into a bar…
-he got kicked out cause his mask didn’t cover his mouth

Where do Batman’s goldfish live?
-In the Bat tub.

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
-The Dark Knight rises.

COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman
-Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.

Why was Batman so serious?
-He wasn’t the Joker.

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
-Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.

What’s Batman’s favorite drink?
-Fruit punch.

Why doesn’t Batman have super vision?
-His parents died.

Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
-Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

What do you call a beat-up Batman?
-A bruised Wayne.

Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman’s family reunion?
-Because it was a Wayne-y day.

Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend, saying “Robin, lookup at the sky and tell me what you see.”
-Robin replies sleepily, “I see millions of stars.”

Wonder Woman walks in on Batman and Robin’s training session
-Batman asks “Have I ever shown you how to do a side-kick?”
Wonder Woman shouts “BATMAN! THAT IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL!!”

How come Batman shampoo exists…
-But not Conditioner Gorder?

Batman has designed a tuxedo version of his crime fighting costume so he can attend formal occasions.
-It’s a class action suit.

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