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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2024

What did Batman do at the deli?
-Got ham.

What did the Joker say when he was on top of Batman?
-“Joke’s on you, Batman”

Batman wlked into a bar…
-he got kicked out cause his mask didn’t cover his mouth

Where do Batman’s goldfish live?
-In the Bat tub.

COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman
-Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.

Why was Batman so serious?
-He wasn’t the Joker.

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
-The Dark Knight rises.

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
-Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.

What’s Batman’s favorite drink?
-Fruit punch.

Why doesn’t Batman have super vision?
-His parents died.

What do you call a beat-up Batman?
-A bruised Wayne.

Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman’s family reunion?
-Because it was a Wayne-y day.

Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
-Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
-Easy Batman doesn’t want to get shot.

In which South African city was Batman originally from?
-Capetown

My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed:
-Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN

Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?
-He had to go to the Bat Room.

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