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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

Whatโ€™s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?
-Fast Breaks!

I used to be addicted to basketball,
-but I rebounded.

What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
-Ghoul tending.

Why wouldnโ€™t the basketball team play with the third basketball?
-Because it was an oddball out!

What does a basketball player say when he misses?
-โ€œShoot.โ€

Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
-They dribble all the time.

What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?
-Bass-get-ball.

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
-Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
-A basketball coach.

Bobโ€™s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?
-Bob

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