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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

Why are coronavirus patients bad at basketball?
-They always travel

Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?
-He was afraid of the net.

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite basketball move?
-Jump hook.

Whatโ€™s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?
-Fast Breaks!

I used to be addicted to basketball,
-but I rebounded.

What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
-Ghoul tending.

Why wouldnโ€™t the basketball team play with the third basketball?
-Because it was an oddball out!

What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?
-Bass-get-ball.

What does a basketball player say when he misses?
-โ€œShoot.โ€

Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
-They dribble all the time.

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