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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together?
– He shoots, he scores..

What do you call a basketball player who smells really good?
-Kevin Deodurant.

A man throws a basketball as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind or either side of him but the ball comes back and hits him in the face. How can this be?
-He threw the ball straight up in the air!

Where is a basketball playerโ€™s favorite place to eat?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

How do you keep a Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard?
-Put up a basketball net.

How did the guy with no hair do during his basketball game?
– Oh, he bald.

Why are coronavirus patients bad at basketball?
-They always travel

Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?
-He was afraid of the net.

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite basketball move?
-Jump hook.

Whatโ€™s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?
-Fast Breaks!

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