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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
-A ball hog.

Why did the basketball team join a craft club?
-Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball courtโ€ฆ
-The game would be canceled.

What does a hunter do with a basketball?
-He shoots it!

What are basketball players favourite type of stories?
-Tall Tales!

Why canโ€™t basketball players go on vacation?
-They arenโ€™t allowed to travel.

Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?
-Because all the fans have left.

Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together?
– He shoots, he scores..

What do you call a basketball player who smells really good?
-Kevin Deodurant.

A man throws a basketball as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind or either side of him but the ball comes back and hits him in the face. How can this be?
-He threw the ball straight up in the air!

Where is a basketball playerโ€™s favorite place to eat?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

How do you keep a Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard?
-Put up a basketball net.

How did the guy with no hair do during his basketball game?
– Oh, he bald.

Why are coronavirus patients bad at basketball?
-They always travel

Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?
-He was afraid of the net.

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite basketball move?
-Jump hook.

Whatโ€™s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?
-Fast Breaks!

I used to be addicted to basketball,
-but I rebounded.

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