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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

Told my daughter basketball season was postponed because of the virus…
-She said “they should ban baseball instead”. Asked her why and she goes “wasn’t this all caused by bats?”

Two basketball teams play a game. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How could this be?
-It was a womenโ€™s basketball team!

Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
-Because she ran away from the ball

If a basketball team was chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?
-Five after nine.

If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?
-Depends.

In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?
-Basketball.

Why are basketball players messy eaters?
-Because theyโ€™re always dribbling!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots.

Why was the basketball court wet?
-Because people were dribbling on it!

which are the best animals in basketball?
-A score-pion.

What is the urologistโ€™s favorite part in basketball?
-The dribbles.

What do you call a shrimp that’s really good at basketball?
-Leprawn James

I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball.
-Heโ€™s always trying to travel.

If a basketball player gets athleteโ€™s foot, what does an astronaut get?
-Missle toe!

Been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant.
-He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.

They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall.
-They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.

Why didnโ€™t the nose make the basketball team?
-He didnโ€™t get picked.

Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the basketball team?
-Because she kept running away from the ball!

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