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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the basketball team?
-Because she kept running away from the ball!

They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall.
-They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.

Why didnโ€™t the nose make the basketball team?
-He didnโ€™t get picked.

Hockey: periods. Football, basketball: quarters. Frisbee golf?
-Eighths.

Whyโ€™d the chicken cross the basketball court?
-He heard the ref was blowing fouls.

Why canโ€™t you play basketball in the jungle?
-Because there are too many cheetahs.

My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever.
-Nothing but net.

What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
-Slam Drunk!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
-A ball hog.

Why did the basketball team join a craft club?
-Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!

What are basketball players favourite type of stories?
-Tall Tales!

The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball courtโ€ฆ
-The game would be canceled.

What does a hunter do with a basketball?
-He shoots it!

Why canโ€™t basketball players go on vacation?
-They arenโ€™t allowed to travel.

Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?
-Because all the fans have left.

Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together?
– He shoots, he scores..

A man throws a basketball as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind or either side of him but the ball comes back and hits him in the face. How can this be?
-He threw the ball straight up in the air!

What do you call a basketball player who smells really good?
-Kevin Deodurant.

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