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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
-Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
-A basketball coach.

Bobโ€™s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?
-Bob

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?
-Because they both have been beaten.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots!

Why are basketball players messy eaters?
-Theyโ€™re always dribbling.

Told my daughter basketball season was postponed because of the virus…
-She said “they should ban baseball instead”. Asked her why and she goes “wasn’t this all caused by bats?”

Two basketball teams play a game. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How could this be?
-It was a womenโ€™s basketball team!

Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
-Because she ran away from the ball

If a basketball team was chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?
-Five after nine.

If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?
-Depends.

In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?
-Basketball.

Why are basketball players messy eaters?
-Because theyโ€™re always dribbling!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots.

Why was the basketball court wet?
-Because people were dribbling on it!

which are the best animals in basketball?
-A score-pion.

What is the urologistโ€™s favorite part in basketball?
-The dribbles.

What do you call a shrimp that’s really good at basketball?
-Leprawn James

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