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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2024

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because they are dead.

What do you call a shark that plays basketball?
-A Sharq.

Why couldnโ€™t the basketball player listen to his music?
-Because he broke a record!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a Labrador and a basketball player?
-One drools and the other one dribbles!

What do you call a fantasy show about basketball?
-Hooper-natural.

Basketball sued tennis for no reason.
-Now they have to go to court.

Look at the following list of sports carefully: golf, darts, tennis, cricket, football, badminton. Which of these sports should come next on the list: archery, boxing, squash, basketball or baseball?
-Basketball because it has 10 letters and the sports are listed in order of how many letters they have!

Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
-Her coach is a pumpkin.

Basketball players are the most upstanding members of society.
– They really are people to look up to.

What do an angry bunny and a pro basketball player have in common?
-Mad hops.

Why do basketball players love cookies?
-Because they can dunk them!

What have scrambled eggs and a losing basketball team got in common?
-Theyโ€™ve both been beaten!

which are the best animals in basketball?
-A score-pion.

What is the urologistโ€™s favorite part in basketball?
-The dribbles.

What do you call a shrimp that’s really good at basketball?
-Leprawn James

I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball.
-Heโ€™s always trying to travel.

If a basketball player gets athleteโ€™s foot, what does an astronaut get?
-Missle toe!

Been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant.
-He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.

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