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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

Why did the rooster go to the basketball game?
– He heard that they blow fouls there.

My dad is really good at basketball.
-He always told me, โ€œIโ€™ve been Duncan all my life.โ€

What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?
-A tall tale.

Why did the basketball team join a craft club?
-Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!

Why are babies good at basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re always dribbling!

Why did the elephants stampede onto the basketball court?
-They played for the Chargers.

What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks?
-Alley Whoops.

Did you hear about that bloody hilarious basketball team?
-The Hemoglobetrotters?

Basketball players are afraid of themselves.
-They don’t like great heights

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
-He brought a frisbee with him.

Who was the poet of basketball?
-Longfellow.

Why canโ€™t you play a fair game of basketball in the jungle?
– Because thereโ€™s too many cheetahs!

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
-Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
-A basketball coach.

Bobโ€™s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?
-Bob

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?
-Because they both have been beaten.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots!

Why are basketball players messy eaters?
-Theyโ€™re always dribbling.

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