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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

Why did the rooster go to the basketball game?
– He heard that they blow fouls there.

My dad is really good at basketball.
-He always told me, โ€œIโ€™ve been Duncan all my life.โ€

What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?
-A tall tale.

Why did the basketball team join a craft club?
-Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!

Why are babies good at basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re always dribbling!

Why did the elephants stampede onto the basketball court?
-They played for the Chargers.

What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks?
-Alley Whoops.

Did you hear about that bloody hilarious basketball team?
-The Hemoglobetrotters?

Basketball players are afraid of themselves.
-They don’t like great heights

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
-He brought a frisbee with him.

Who was the poet of basketball?
-Longfellow.

Why canโ€™t you play a fair game of basketball in the jungle?
– Because thereโ€™s too many cheetahs!

Where is a basketball playerโ€™s favorite place to eat?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

How do you keep a Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard?
-Put up a basketball net.

How did the guy with no hair do during his basketball game?
– Oh, he bald.

Why are coronavirus patients bad at basketball?
-They always travel

Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?
-He was afraid of the net.

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite basketball move?
-Jump hook.

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