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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2024

Basketball players are afraid of themselves.
-They don’t like great heights

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
-He brought a frisbee with him.

Who was the poet of basketball?
-Longfellow.

Why canโ€™t you play a fair game of basketball in the jungle?
– Because thereโ€™s too many cheetahs!

What is Santaโ€™s favorite basketball team?
-The New York Old St. Nicks.

Whatโ€™s the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players?
-Basketball players get actual injuries.

What has a net but canโ€™t catch?
-A basketball hoop!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
-Get out of the way.

Why doesnโ€™t Albany have a professional basketball team?
-Because then New York City would want one, too.

What did the devil worshiping basketball player say?
-โ€œBaal is life.โ€

Why hasnโ€™t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?
-Because Europe isnโ€™t a country.

What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
-Root beer!

Why was the basketball court dripping wet?
-Because the basketball player kept dribbling all over it!

What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?
-Become a referee.

Just saw a fight between a basketball player and a YouTuber.
-Donโ€™t listen to the media. The basketball player will win in the courts.

How many players are on the basketball court for each team in the NBA?
-Five! The key is โ€˜each teamโ€™!

Why donโ€™t basketball players donโ€™t like to leave their hometown?
-They hate traveling so much.

Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?
– He was learning how to draw fowls.

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