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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2025

If you were a basketball, Iโ€™d never shoot.
-Because Iโ€™d always miss you.

What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?
-A Kobe Shinobi!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
-One drools, the other dribbles.

Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re extinct!

The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season.
-Apparently they never take any shots.

Why canโ€™t you play basketball with pigs?
-They hog the ball.

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
-They stand near the fans.

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesnโ€™t have a website?
-They canโ€™t string three โ€œWsโ€ together.

I couldnโ€™t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger.
-Then it hit me.

What do you call a shark that plays basketball?
-A Sharq.

Why couldnโ€™t the basketball player listen to his music?
-Because he broke a record!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a Labrador and a basketball player?
-One drools and the other one dribbles!

What do you call a fantasy show about basketball?
-Hooper-natural.

Basketball sued tennis for no reason.
-Now they have to go to court.

Look at the following list of sports carefully: golf, darts, tennis, cricket, football, badminton. Which of these sports should come next on the list: archery, boxing, squash, basketball or baseball?
-Basketball because it has 10 letters and the sports are listed in order of how many letters they have!

Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
-Her coach is a pumpkin.

Basketball players are the most upstanding members of society.
– They really are people to look up to.

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