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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
-Catch ya later!

What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
-Babe Root.

Why did the orphans only play half a season of baseball?
-There were no home games.

Why are baseball games at night?
-The bats sleep during the day.

Which superhero is the best at baseball?
-Batman.

What do you call a chihuahua that plays baseball?
-a lil pitchy dog

Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball catcher?
– He knew he had a chest protector.

Where do coal diggers play baseball?
-In the miner (minor) leagues.

Years ago, I viciously beat up my high school bully with a baseball bat. Both of his arms were broken.
-Come to think of it, that’s probably why I felt brave enough to beat him up.

What are the best kind of stockings for baseball players to wear?
-Stockings with runs in them.

What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
-Oven mitts, bundt pans and batter.

I’m a physicist and I went to a baseball game the other day….A foul ball got hit my way…. As the baseball came toward me, I was trying to work out how long it would take to reach me, based on its arc and velocity…
-And then it hit me.

Why did the baseball coach bring a traffic light to the game?
-To send signals.

What cartoon character is the best at baseball?
-Homer Simpson.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
-Then it hit me.

Where does the baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
-New Jersey.

How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
-Only throw strikes.

Have you heard of the baseball player whose full name was babe?
-He was ruthless

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