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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

What’s a baseball player do when his eyesight starts to fail him?
-He takes a job as an umpire.

Did you hear the joke about the baseball?
-It will leave you in stitches!

A baseball player worked part time at a bakery
– His boss told him “Hey batter batter batter”

Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?
-Someone stole second base.

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
-They both need a good batter.

What are the rules for zebra baseball?
-Three stripes and you’re out.

What do baseball players eat on?
-Home plates!

Why did the police arrest the baseball player?
-He stole 3rd base!

What are lumberjack baseball players really good at?
-Being the cut-off man.

Have you ever seen a line drive?
-No, but I have seen a baseball park!

What is the difference between a boy who is late for dinner and a baseball hit over the fence?
-One runs home and the other is a home run.

Why hasn’t baseball returned from covid shutdown?
– They are unable to test all the bats.

When should baseball players wear armor?
-When they’re playing knight games.

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
-She had a pumpkin for a coach!

What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
-A throw rug.

Which baseball player holds water?
-The pitcher

Where did the baseball player wash his socks?
-In the bleachers.

Why was the old lady kicked off the baseball team?
-She swallowed a fly.

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