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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

When does the Queen watch baseball?
-If it’s a knight game!

Why don’t orphans play baseball?
-They don’t know where home is.

How Do Baseball Players Stay Friends?
-They touch base every once in awhile.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
-Then it hit me.

What did the hand say to the baseball?
– You’re such a catch.

Why do they play baseball games at night?
-Because the bats are asleep during the day.

What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
-One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.

Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
-He wasn’t getting any hits!

People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards.
-It’s because I’m Ruthless.

What goes all the way around the baseball field but never moves?
– The fence.

Which baseball player loved fireplaces?
-Mickey Mantle

Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?
-Sparky Anderson

Where do baseball bats wash up?
-In the bat tub.

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
-Because he was the wurst on his team.

Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
-All of the fans left.

Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?
-He wanted to play like the Babe.

What do baseball scouts look for when they go to a Mexican restaurant?
– Fajitas

Why was the piano tuner hired to play baseball?
-Because he had perfect pitch.

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