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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
-All of the fans left.

Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?
-He wanted to play like the Babe.

What do baseball scouts look for when they go to a Mexican restaurant?
– Fajitas

Why was the piano tuner hired to play baseball?
-Because he had perfect pitch.

What animal is best at baseball?
-The bat!

Which baseball players is a fruitarian?
– Darryl Strawberry

What’s a baseball player do when his eyesight starts to fail him?
-He takes a job as an umpire.

Did you hear the joke about the baseball?
-It will leave you in stitches!

A baseball player worked part time at a bakery
– His boss told him “Hey batter batter batter”

Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?
-Someone stole second base.

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
-They both need a good batter.

What are the rules for zebra baseball?
-Three stripes and you’re out.

What do baseball players eat on?
-Home plates!

Why did the police arrest the baseball player?
-He stole 3rd base!

What are lumberjack baseball players really good at?
-Being the cut-off man.

Have you ever seen a line drive?
-No, but I have seen a baseball park!

What is the difference between a boy who is late for dinner and a baseball hit over the fence?
-One runs home and the other is a home run.

Why hasn’t baseball returned from covid shutdown?
– They are unable to test all the bats.

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