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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug baseball teams?
-Because it takes too long to put their cleats on.

Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
– The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

What was Ghandi’s favorite part of a baseball game?
– The seventh inning stretch.

What famous Greek might have invented baseball?
-Homer.

Why did the cops go to the baseball game?
-Because they heard someone was stealing a base.

What did Jim Carrey say when he wasn’t allowed to have a left handed baseball player on his team?
-Allllllllllll righty then!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
-A baseball team

Why are singers good at baseball?
-Because they have perfect pitch!

Do you know the reason all the bat boys in major league baseball are replaced when they turn 18?
– Because otherwise you’d have to call him Batman.

Why are baseball players so rich?
-Because they play on diamonds.

What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
-A fence.

If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?
-Five after nine. (9:05)

Have you heard about the disease named after a baseball skill?
-It’s catching.

Why do RV mechanics make good baseball players?
-Because they know how to make a home run.

Why is the baseball stadium hot after the game?
-Because all the fans have left.

I opened a fresh loaf of bread and found a baseball card wedged between two slices.
-It was a Catcher in the Rye.

What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
-The base line. (bass line)

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?
-A double header!

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