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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

Why are singers good at baseball?
-Because they have perfect pitch!

Do you know the reason all the bat boys in major league baseball are replaced when they turn 18?
– Because otherwise you’d have to call him Batman.

Why are baseball players so rich?
-Because they play on diamonds.

What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
-A fence.

If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?
-Five after nine. (9:05)

Have you heard about the disease named after a baseball skill?
-It’s catching.

Why do RV mechanics make good baseball players?
-Because they know how to make a home run.

Why is the baseball stadium hot after the game?
-Because all the fans have left.

I opened a fresh loaf of bread and found a baseball card wedged between two slices.
-It was a Catcher in the Rye.

What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
-The base line. (bass line)

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?
-A double header!

A baseball came through my window today
-It really hit home

Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?
-He heard the Yankees were playing.

How is a baseball team like a baker?
-They needed a good batter!

You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?
– Unlock the door, of course!

Which animal is best at baseball?
– The bat.

What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
-Become an umpire.

I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat
-So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland

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