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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
-Then it hit me.

Where does the baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
-New Jersey.

How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
-Only throw strikes.

Have you heard of the baseball player whose full name was babe?
-He was ruthless

How do baseball players stay cool?
-By sitting next to the fans.

How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None. They’re too busy arguing the last call.

My parents are old fashioned. When I was a boy they wanted me to play baseball.
-And When I was a girl they wanted me to see a psychiatrist

How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
-Five minutes. It was a short stop.

What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?
-The swings!

Why was the leper baseball match cancelled?
-People started throwing hands

What do baseball players eat on?
-Home plates

Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug baseball teams?
-Because it takes too long to put their cleats on.

Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
– The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

What was Ghandi’s favorite part of a baseball game?
– The seventh inning stretch.

What famous Greek might have invented baseball?
-Homer.

Why did the cops go to the baseball game?
-Because they heard someone was stealing a base.

What did Jim Carrey say when he wasn’t allowed to have a left handed baseball player on his team?
-Allllllllllll righty then!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
-A baseball team

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