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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?
-Someone stole second base.

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What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
-They both need a good batter.

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What are the rules for zebra baseball?
-Three stripes and you’re out.

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What do baseball players eat on?
-Home plates!

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Why did the police arrest the baseball player?
-He stole 3rd base!

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What are lumberjack baseball players really good at?
-Being the cut-off man.

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Have you ever seen a line drive?
-No, but I have seen a baseball park!

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What is the difference between a boy who is late for dinner and a baseball hit over the fence?
-One runs home and the other is a home run.

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Why hasn’t baseball returned from covid shutdown?
– They are unable to test all the bats.

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When should baseball players wear armor?
-When they’re playing knight games.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
-She had a pumpkin for a coach!

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What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
-A throw rug.

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Which baseball player holds water?
-The pitcher

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Where did the baseball player wash his socks?
-In the bleachers.

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Why was the old lady kicked off the baseball team?
-She swallowed a fly.

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I didn’t really understand baseball in the past
-Just didn’t catch it back then

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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
-Catch ya later!

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What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
-Babe Root.

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