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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

What do baseball players use to bake a cake?
-Oven mitts, bundt pans and batter.

I’m a physicist and I went to a baseball game the other day….A foul ball got hit my way…. As the baseball came toward me, I was trying to work out how long it would take to reach me, based on its arc and velocity…
-And then it hit me.

Why did the baseball coach bring a traffic light to the game?
-To send signals.

What cartoon character is the best at baseball?
-Homer Simpson.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
-Then it hit me.

Where does the baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
-New Jersey.

How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
-Only throw strikes.

Have you heard of the baseball player whose full name was babe?
-He was ruthless

How do baseball players stay cool?
-By sitting next to the fans.

How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None. They’re too busy arguing the last call.

My parents are old fashioned. When I was a boy they wanted me to play baseball.
-And When I was a girl they wanted me to see a psychiatrist

How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
-Five minutes. It was a short stop.

What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?
-The swings!

Why was the leper baseball match cancelled?
-People started throwing hands

What do baseball players eat on?
-Home plates

Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug baseball teams?
-Because it takes too long to put their cleats on.

Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
– The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

What was Ghandi’s favorite part of a baseball game?
– The seventh inning stretch.

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