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Baseball Jokes ⚾ in 2025

A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger.
– Then it hit him.

Which farm animals make the best baseball players?
-Jersey cows.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
-She ran away from the ball.

Why don’t matches play baseball?
-One strike and you’re out!

My friend came back from his baseball game and complained it was hot.
-He said because of COVID there were no fans

Why are frogs good baseball players?
-Because they’re great at catching flies.

Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
-The teams were all-women.

What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
-Become an umpire.

I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat
-So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland

How do baseball players keep in touch?
-They touch base every once in a while.

Why don’t baseball players join unions?
-Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

What do roosters have in common with baseball?
-Fowl balls.

What is the best advice to give a young baseball player?
-If you don’t succeed at first, try second base.

When does the Queen watch baseball?
-If it’s a knight game!

Why don’t orphans play baseball?
-They don’t know where home is.

How Do Baseball Players Stay Friends?
-They touch base every once in awhile.

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
-Then it hit me.

What did the hand say to the baseball?
– You’re such a catch.

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