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Barbie jokes in 2024

What do you call a Barbie who bakes? Baker Barbie, fresh out the oven!

What do you call a Barbie who loves to read? Library Barbie!

Why was Barbie bad at hide and seek? She’s always spotted in her pink car!

Why did Barbie never have a pet dog? She’s afraid it might chew her up!

Why did Barbie go to Paris? She wanted to see the Eiffel tower in doll-size!

What is Barbie’s favorite type of music? Pop, because she’s a doll that pops out of a box!

Why is Barbie never afraid of spiders? She’s seen bigger in the toy box!

Why did Barbie break up with Ken? He couldn’t handle her plastic personality!

Why does Barbie never pay for parking? Because she always parks her car in the toy box!

Why did Barbie go to the beach? She wanted to be a Barbie-que!

Why did Barbie go to school? To get a degree in plastic arts!

Why did Barbie go to the moon? She wanted to be a star!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever feel lonely? Because she’s got plenty of clone friends!

What’s Barbie’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghett-doll!

Why did Barbie never get a promotion? Because she is always a doll!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever get lost? She always leaves a trail of pink glitter!

What do you call a Barbie who can code? Binary Barbie!

What’s Barbie’s favorite type of cake? A doll-icious sponge cake!

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