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Barbie jokes in 2025

What do you call a Barbie who loves science? Chemist-doll Barbie!

What did Barbie do when she lost her job? She took it as a chance to have another career change!

Why did Barbie start a band? She wanted to be a rock doll!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever get sick? Her immune system is made of plastic!

Why did Barbie get kicked out of the toy box? She refused to play fair!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever grow old? Because age is just a number molded on her box!

What do you call a Barbie who went to law school? Legal-ease Barbie!

Why does Barbie never wear a watch? She’s timeless!

How does Barbie get around town? In her convertible, of course!

How did Barbie win the chess game? She played with Ken, and he’s always a pawn!

Why did Barbie join the circus? She wanted to be a trapeze doll!

Why did Barbie bring a ladder to the party? She heard it was a doll house and wanted to reach the top shelf!

Why did Barbie go to the North Pole? She wanted to be a polar Barbie!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever get a tan? She’s afraid she’ll melt!

What do you call a Barbie who bakes? Baker Barbie, fresh out the oven!

Why was Barbie bad at hide and seek? She’s always spotted in her pink car!

What do you call a Barbie who loves to read? Library Barbie!

Why did Barbie never have a pet dog? She’s afraid it might chew her up!

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