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Barbie jokes in 2025

What do you call a Barbie on roller skates? A roll model!

Why didn’t Barbie get to play in the football match? She got kicked out for dolling around!

What does Barbie use to write her diary? Her doll-point pen!

Why was Barbie bad at hide and seek? She’s always spotted in her pink car!

What do you call a Barbie who loves to read? Library Barbie!

Why did Barbie never have a pet dog? She’s afraid it might chew her up!

What is Barbie’s favorite type of music? Pop, because she’s a doll that pops out of a box!

Why did Barbie go to Paris? She wanted to see the Eiffel tower in doll-size!

Why did Barbie break up with Ken? He couldn’t handle her plastic personality!

Why is Barbie never afraid of spiders? She’s seen bigger in the toy box!

Why does Barbie never pay for parking? Because she always parks her car in the toy box!

Why did Barbie go to school? To get a degree in plastic arts!

Why did Barbie go to the beach? She wanted to be a Barbie-que!

Why doesn’t Barbie ever feel lonely? Because she’s got plenty of clone friends!

Why did Barbie go to the moon? She wanted to be a star!

Why did Barbie never get a promotion? Because she is always a doll!

What’s Barbie’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghett-doll!

What do you call a Barbie who can code? Binary Barbie!

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