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Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧 in 2025

“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” said the IRS auditor

What would you call a man that had a head full of change?
– He’d probably be called Headquarters.

So our local sperm bank got shut down
– Turns out it was just some old pervert who set up a glory hole.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?
– Started its own branch.
Always borrow money from a pessimist,
He won’t expect it back.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
– He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is money also called dough?
– Well, because every person kneads it.

What kind of car does a sushi chef who makes a huge amount of money drive?
– A Rolls-Rice.

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