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Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧 in 2025

Why did the robbers take a bath before they were going to steal from the bank?
– Because they wanted to make clean getaway.

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walked into a blood bank.
– The rabbit said I think I am a Type-O

What did the nut say when it held up the bank?
– “Give me all the cashew have!”

Is everything expensive or I’m just broke all the time?

How much money would you be left with if you win $5 million on the lottery and decide to donate a quarter of that to charity?
– You’ll still have $4,999,999.75.

In England, what would you be called if you had to pay money to live inside a toilet?
– You’d probably be called a loo tenant.

A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest
The man enters the bank.

Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgage

Employee: I don’t really care.

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