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Bank jokes 🏦💰🏧 in 2025

What would you call it if you invested a huge amount of money into a corn farm?
– You could call it a major stalk investment.

If you have no interest in banking
– You are not a loan.

Where do frogs deposit their money?
– In a river bank.

I let my kids follow their dreams, unless I already paid the registration fee on their last dream, then they follow that for 6-8 more weeks.

How much money did the skunk have?
– It only had one scent.

Bad news. I got fired from my job at the bank today.
– I mean, it was an easy mistake… An elderly woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Why are Irish bankers so successful?
– Because their capital’s always Dublin.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?
– If it’s a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

I now know why I used to love Christmas as a child. I did not have to pay for the gifts!

What’s the similarity between a dollar and the moon?
– It’s that both of them have 4 quarters.

Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone
– tell a redditor a joke and he’ll repost it for the rest of his life

What did the bank teller say to the patron?
– “Bank you very much.”

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
– A very witch person.

When does it start raining money?
– When there’s a change in the weather.

Why wasn’t the criminal able to steal all the money alone?
– Because she was banking on her friends to help her.

Why was the woodchopper arrested at the bank?
– He walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling, and shouted, “This is a stickup!”

A girl asks her mother “How old are you?”
– Her mother replied “Older than most mortgages.”

Up until I bought this bag of chips I thought the air was free.

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