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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2025

What type of music are balloons afraid of?
– Pop music.

What’s green and sings?
– Elvis Parsley.

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
– Thank you for every ting.

The oyster only listens to one band.
– Pearl Jam.

I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.
– And then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva…

What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band.

Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
– “Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”

How can you tell if a soprano is at your front door?
– She can’t find the key, and doesn’t know when to come in.

What’s Sisyphus’ least favorite band?
– Rolling Stones

What do you call a drummer in a heavy metal band who doesn’t have a girlfriend?
– Homeless

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
– In the piano.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor twelve miles away.

When Dave Grohl got sick and formed a band,
– it came to be known as ‘The Flu Fighters’.

Did you hear about the bird that joined a reggae band?
– ‘e was flappin’ de bass mon

Have you heard that new dog sled team from Canada that formed a rock band?
– They’re called Mush.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
– Rap.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?
– Because they forgot the words.

Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.
– They just fiddle around.

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