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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2025

I used to be in a band named “fizzy tablet”
– But we dissolved pretty quickly.

Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
– To reach the high notes.

What’s the most musical bone?
– The trombone.

An orchestra was hit by lightning.
– Only the conductor died.

Shrek and Donkey decided to form a metalcore band and they named it sLAYEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSS!

My friends and I are starting a Cover band
– We’re called Saran Saran

What kind of music do bunnies like?
– Hip Hop.

Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
– Never mind — it’s too short.

Our town has a rock band called ‘Pangea’.
– I was wondering if they ever broke up, should we get to call them The Continental Drift?

Apparently Tucker Carlson is starting a new band
– Rage sponsored by the machine

I never knew what an algorithm was.
– I always thought it was Al Gore’s band, Al Gore Rhythm.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
– A moo-sician.

What do you call clean music?
– A soap opera!

If the bands ‘Toto’ and ‘Kansas’ make a tour together,
– then it will be called a whirlwind tour.

What do the Apostle Paul, Bon Jovi and Manfred Mann’s Earth Band all have in common?
– They were all “blinded by the light”

Going to the local tattoo shop to get a realistic tattoo of a band aid on my elbow.
– I’m just hoping that they can pull it off!

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
– Because they put on the salsa.

What is a cat’s favorite song?
– “Three Blind Mice.”

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