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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2025

Have you heard that new dog sled team from Canada that formed a rock band?
– They’re called Mush.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
– Rap.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?
– Because they forgot the words.

Some might say the violinists in an orchestra don’t do much.
– They just fiddle around.

Shrek and Donkey decided to form a metalcore band and they named it sLAYEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSS!

My band just decided to change our name to “ACAPELLA”…
…as we walked out of the pawn shop.

Which elf was the best singer?
– A. ELFis Presley.

What musical keys do cows sing in?
– Beef flat.

If pirates formed a band,
– then they would only play b-arre chords!

Apparently Tucker Carlson is starting a new band
– Rage sponsored by the machine

A guy asked me if I could name a better prog-rock band than RUSH.
– I said Yes.

What types of songs do planets sing?
– Nep-tunes.

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
– Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.

Electricians in their leisure time can be seen listening to AC/DC.

A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide.
– Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.

I used to be in a band named “fizzy tablet”
– But we dissolved pretty quickly.

Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
– To reach the high notes.

What’s the most musical bone?
– The trombone.

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