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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2024

What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
– A yam session.

What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?
– A Baroque man’s piano.

My friends and I once formed a band called ‘Varnish’.
– We only covered ‘The Doors’.

What band do elderly people try to avoid?
– The Strokes

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
– They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

A dragon’s favorite band is called ‘The Flaming Lips’.

I used to play triangle in a reggae band.
– I would stand at the back and ting.

A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years…
… thanks for every ting.

Why was the musician arrested?
– She got in treble.

My brother is in a band called ‘The Ceiling.’
– I wonder if their fans are called ceiling fans.

New Band Name Idea: Suspicious Circumcision
– They do mostly deep cuts

Did you hear about the one man band on the New York subway?
– Probably not, he’s an underground artist

What do you call a musical insect?
– A humbug.

Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
– He was Haydn.

What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?
– A Baroque man’s piano.

Good guitarists know the perfect tip to sound perfect all the time.
– They always stay tuned!

I want to make a lord of the rings themed metal band called
– Nightmare on helms deep

Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
– She broke the record.

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