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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2025

New Band Name Idea: Suspicious Circumcision
– They do mostly deep cuts

Did you hear about the one man band on the New York subway?
– Probably not, he’s an underground artist

What do you call a musical insect?
– A humbug.

Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
– He was Haydn.

What’s the slang term for a harpsichord?
– A Baroque man’s piano.

Good guitarists know the perfect tip to sound perfect all the time.
– They always stay tuned!

I want to make a lord of the rings themed metal band called
– Nightmare on helms deep

Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
– She broke the record.

What do you call an elf that sings?
– A wrapper.

I once joined a concert troop to play the triangle.
– I had to stand at the back and ting!

What’s the one note a black metal band will never play?
– Gsus.

I can’t believe there’s a band named after diode flow…
– One Direction

What did the robbers take from the music store?
– The lute.

My friend spends 75 percent of his time playing football and the other 25 percent playing Baroque music.
– He’s a quarterback.

Last month, I went to a barber and asked him to trim my hair like that of the members of an 80s metal band.
– I now have a ‘Motley Crue’ cut!

I used to be in a ska band…
– Some would say I have a checkered past.

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with the band Garbage.
– Stupid Girl.

Why did the fish make such a good musician?
– He knew his scales.

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