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Band jokes 🎺🥁 in 2025

Why was music coming from the printer?
– The paper was jamming.

The special ed students made a metal band.
– It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

Do you like live music?
– Of course, I like live music. Dead music has body, but it doesn’t have soul.

What did the robbers take from the music store?
– The lute.

My friend spends 75 percent of his time playing football and the other 25 percent playing Baroque music.
– He’s a quarterback.

Last month, I went to a barber and asked him to trim my hair like that of the members of an 80s metal band.
– I now have a ‘Motley Crue’ cut!

I used to be in a ska band…
– Some would say I have a checkered past.

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with the band Garbage.
– Stupid Girl.

Why did the fish make such a good musician?
– He knew his scales.

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
– Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes?
– Kazoontite.

On Halloween, I wanted to perform with the band by wearing a band-aid costume.
– But it was too hard for me to pull that off!

Which is an electrician favorite band ?
– AC/DC

What makes music on your head?
– A headband.

What’s the difference between a conductor and God?
– God doesn’t think he’s a conductor.

If any band covers ‘My Sharona’ as ‘My Corona’,
– it will be sick!

The band U2 recently developed a GPS…
– It’s terrible! The streets have no name, and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for!

What’s President Trump’s new favorite band?
– Air Supply

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