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Banana Jokes 🍌 in 2024

How do monkeys get downstairs?
– They slide down the banana-ster.

One man to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!”
-The other says: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”

How does a banana answer the phone?
-“Yellow?”

How do you spell banana split?
-Ba-nana.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
– Neither of them is a police officer.

What’s yellow and used to write letters?
-A ball-point banana.

What do you call a banana eating a banana?
-Canabananalism.

Which former politician loves bananas?
-Al Gore-illa.

Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
-Because he split!

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
-Apparently, they’re long enough already.

What is the favorite snack of the Super Mario Brothers?
-Banana-nana-nana.

Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
– Because she had split ends.

Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?
– Because it was SO sweet.

How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
– If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

Why didn’t the banana student go to school?
-He told his parents that he wasn’t peeling well.

What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas?
– A monkey going bananas.

Why couldn’t the banana yell high?
-Because it could only yel-low.

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