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Banana Jokes 🍌 in 2025

Why did the banana fail his driving test?
-He kept peeling out.

What is the key to opening a banana?
-A mon-key.

What did the banana say to the judge?
-“I’m going to win this case on a-peel!”

You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why?
-You don’t want to hurt their peelings.

Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?
-He had yellow mellow fever.

Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
-The banana split with the ice cream.

What kind of a key opens a banana?
– A monkey.

What do you call solid gold bananas?
– A bunch of money.

What do bananas wear on their feet?
-A pair of slippers.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

What do you do when you see a blue banana?
-Try to cheer it up.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
-Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

If a man has six apples in one hand and eight bananas in the other, what has he got?
-Massive hands.

Why was the banana so upset?
-Someone mistook him for a plantain!

In what position was the banana during the Tour de France.
-He was riding with the peel-oton.

Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
-It had a banana seat.

What’s yellow and always points north?
– A magnetic banana.

A little girl said: “I know how to spell ‘banana’…”
-“… I just don’t know when to stop.”

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