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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2025

Bacon
– The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

Swine are warned to beware of what?
– The pigpockets

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
– Turned out to be a hambush.

My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger.
– It was mine.

Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
– It’s meteor.

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