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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2025

Kevin Bacon.
– 100% bacon, 100% better than you.

What is a frogโ€™s favorite flavor of crisp?
– Croaky bacon.

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. ‘A bacon tree, we’re saved!’ He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets
– It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush

Whatโ€™s the name of the movie about Bacon?
– Hamlet

What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
– They love Hoggin Daz.

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
– Turned out to be a porkypine.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
– Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
– God please don’t kill Kevin Bacon.

What are pig criminals known for?
– Pigpockets.

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
– Turned out to be a porkypine.

What was the reason behind the arrest of the meat packer?
– Because he bought bacon home.

Why didnโ€™t anyone want to play ball with the pig?
– Because he always hogs the ball!

I had a checkup at the doctor recently, he told me, Don’t eat anything fatty.
– I said, What, like bacon and burgers?
– He said, No, fatty don’t eat anything.

When you’re dead af from last night’s drinking
– but you smell someone cooking bacon..

What do you call a pig thatโ€™s wrong?
– Why, mistaken bacon, of course!

Why do pigs go to New York City?
– To see the Big Apple.

Why I dislike this sub:
– There’s not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I’ll go to a different place for lunch next time.

What bacon makes you sneeze?
– Peppa Pig

Why do pigs go to New York City?
– To see the Big Apple.

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