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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2025

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
– Bacon and Legs.

I just had a physical. The doctor said: Don’t eat anything fatty.
– I said, Like bacon and burgers?
– He said, No fatty, don’t eat anything!

A Pig In A Desert
– I’m bacon out here.

Which celebrity smells the best?
– Kevin Bacon

Why did yogurt hate bacon?
– Because he was uncultured.

Why did the bacon laugh?
– Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What’s green and slimy and smells like bacon?
– Kermit the Frog’s finger

Bacon
– The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

Swine are warned to beware of what?
– The pigpockets

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
– Turned out to be a hambush.

My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger.
– It was mine.

Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
– It’s meteor.

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
– Turned out to be a hambush.

What was the name of the frog’s favorite crisp dish?
– Croaky bacon.

A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar:
– The bartender tells them โ€˜We donโ€™t serve breakfast here!โ€

What tree does bacon grow on?
– Porcupine

Kevin Bacon.
– 100% bacon, 100% better than you.

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