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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2025

What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?
– Ham-ish.

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer
– The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
– It’s meteor.

What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?
– Ham-ish.

What do you call a bacon with a Scottish accent?
– Ham-ish.

Which celebrity smells the best?
– Kevin Bacon

I edited my pig’s genes to make it taste better
– you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

Wildcats love to fry up
– That Razorback bacon

Why did the pig go to the casino?
– Because he wanted to play the slop machines.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
– The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger?
– One if nobody’s looking.

Kevin Bacon should get a job at Chippendales.
– The sign out front would read “Bacon Strips’

What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
– The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?
– Heโ€™s a pork chop.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

What’s green and covered in bacon grease?
– Kermit’s finger

How is bacon like southern Europe?
– It’s got a lot of Greece in it.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

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