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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2025

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
– You take away its tiny brooms.

Did you hear about the pig that opened a pawn shop?
– Yes, he decided to call it Ham Hocks.

What do you call a pig thatโ€™s wrong?
– Mistaken bacon.

The World Health Organization has stated that eating bacon increases your chances of getting cancer.
– Statistics also show that not eating bacon dramatically increases your chances of blowing yourself up.

Why did the pig kill the farmer?
– To save his own bacon.

What do you call a pig thatโ€™s wrong?
– Mistaken bacon.

Why did the pig car smell like bacon?
– Because its porking brake was left on.

Bought a new HP printer recently.
– The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.

My bacon kept curling in the frying pan
– so I took away their little brooms and rocks.

If you won’t eat the bacon, you can’t by the guns!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
– Bacon and Legs.

Which celebrity had the best kind of smell?
– Kevin Bacon.

How do you confuse a Jew?
– Put the bacon on sale for half-off.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in you frying pan?
– Take away their little brooms.

If the moon is cheese, Jupiter must be bacon.

What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
– Pig Tales from the Farm

Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
– Kevin Bacon

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