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Bacon jokes ๐Ÿฅ“ in 2025

Why was the meat packer arrested?
– For bringing home the bacon.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
– You take away its tiny brooms.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

What do you call a pig thief?
– Why, a hamburgler, naturally.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summerโ€™s day?
– Bacon a cake for your birthday.

If you had to choose…
– Between eating bacon everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose applewood or hickory smoked?

Why do communist hate bacon?
– Because itโ€™s from capitalist pigs.

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summerโ€™s day?
– Iโ€™m bacon!

What was the name of the horror movie bacon watched?
– Frankenswine.

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One of them sees a tree in the distance that’s draped in bacon. “It’s a bacon tree! We’re saved!” he says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
– It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you.
– Smoking bacon will cure it.

When a vegan
– Starts telling me reasons why I shouldnt eat bacon

What are the names of two movies about bacon?
– Frankenswine and Hamlet

What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
– Jurassic Pork.

What’s the biggest Jewish conundrum?
– Free Bacon!

Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
– Kevin Bacon

What do you call a bacon-wrapped dinosaur?
– Jurassic Pork.

Why was the piglet consistently whining?
– He was boared out of his mind.

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