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Baby Jokes 👶 in 2024

Which app can babies use to see thousands of photos of people who want to buy them toys?
-Instagrandma

What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
-An infantry.

“I don’t always drink milk. But when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.”
-The Most Interesting Baby in the World

Did you hear about the lady who traveled to the ocean to have her baby?
-She needed a sea section.

How did the baby know she was ready to be born?
-She was running out of womb.

My baby just ate a bunch of scrabble tiles.
-The next diaper change could spell disaster.

What do you call a baby potato?
-A small fry.

Why do we dress babies in onesies?
-Because they can’t dress themselves.

Do I have to have a baby shower?
-Not if you change the baby’s diaper quickly.

Tell me, does the stork deliver babies with their diapers on?
-No, they’re stork naked!

What do you call a group of baby garbage bins?
-A litter.

Why did the baby crawl across the street?
-He saw the one object you told him he couldn’t play with.

Do you know what a baby computer calls his old man?
-Data!

Why was the baby drop of ink crying?
-His mom was in the pen, and he didn’t know how long her sentence was.

Why did the infant go on a diet?
-She wanted to lose her baby fat.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
-Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

What social media site is for babies who want to go on playdates?
-Tindergarden

Who held the baby octopus for ransom?
– Squidnappers.

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