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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2025

Avocadolily

What do drunk avocados say to their friends at house parties?
– Let’s get smashed!

Why shouldn’t you put avocados in your eyes?
– You could get guacoma.

How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole?
– With Avocado’s Constant.

Got myself into a sticky situation with an avocado; I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

What is an avocado’s favourite game?
– Guac-a-mole.

Why are romantic comedies an avocados favourite genre of movies?
– Because they love living happily avo after

Lil guac

What did the avocado half say to the other avocado half?
– Without you, I’m empty inside.

What did the duck say when he found an avocado?
– Guac, guac.

I got a promotion in my job at the avocado farm.
– It was a move in the ripe direction.

Allie the avacado

What do you get if you cross paper with guacamole?
– Avocad-board.

What genre of music do avocados listen to?
– Hardcore guac

How do you make an avocado tactical?
– You turn it into GuacaMOLLE

With Avocado’s Constant.

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