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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2025

What did the daddy avocado say to the baby avocado?
– You’re a chip off the guac.

What type of events do avocados go to when they want to find love?
– Seed dating.

How do you get a bunch of avocados into an Aerosmith concert?
– You tell them to GUAC This Way!

Ricardo the Avocado

What do you get if you cross an avocado with a horrible insect?
– A guac-roach.

Why are avocados the most self-conscious fruit?
– Because they’re full of fat

What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
– Gu-whack-a-mole-e.

My chemistry class had a party

You can’t judge any avocado until you guac-a-mile in his shoes.

What is an avocado’s favourite place to go on a date?
– The guac-tail bar.

What do you call an avocado that has had one hundred girlfriends?
– An avocad-ho

Bruh Cado

What did the avocado say when the tortilla chip asked how she was?
– I’m all ripe, thank you.

What did the mummy avocado say when the baby avocado was upset?
– Want to avo-cuddle?

You tell them to GUAC This Way!

Avocadoh

What do you get if you cross an avocado with a desert plant?
– A guac-tus.

How do avocados sign off their emails?
– “Thanks for your help. Avo nice day!”

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