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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2025

Ms. Fluffy muffins

What did the optimistic avocado say to the pessimistic avocado?
– It’s avoca-do, not avoca-don’t!

What do you call young avocados?
– Avo-kiddos.

I’m avocontrol!

What did the doctor say to the poorly guacamole?
– You need an avoca-dose of medicine.

Why was the little avocado so popular at school?
– Because she went well with everything

Edwado The Avocado

He might be small and green, but he does avocado.

Why was the avocado followed by the paparazzi?
– He was a guac star.

My avocado car has broken down.
– It’s beyond re-pear

Avocadoinlaw

Why are avocados so rebellious?
– They just don’t give a guac!

Avo Plays

I was given a backstage pass to the avocado concert. It was Guac-cess All Areas.

How do avocado cartoons end?
– Guac’s all folks.

I was given a backstage pass to the avocado concert.
– It was Guac-cess All Areas.

Regie

What did the tortilla chip say to the mummy, daddy and baby avocado?
– Good things come in trees.

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