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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2025

What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
– Guac N’ Roll

And they lived happily avo after

What do robots have with their guacamole?
– Computer chips.

What do you call an avocado in a famous music video?
– A guac star

Saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
– Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

I would have driven my date to the Mexican cantina….
– But I didn’t avocado

Accidentally got some avocado in my eyes and now I think I have guac-oma.

What do you call a bad avocado?
– Green spirited.

What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
– A Guackie-talkie

Avocadomeme

How do tortilla chips say goodbye?
– See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile.

Why do avocados find it so hard to date each other?
– Because they’re just never quite ripe

What do you call an avocado thats been blessed by Pope Francis?
– Holy Guacamole.

It’s time to guac’ n roll.

How does the guacamole fairy tale end?
– Happily avo after.

Why are avocados so affectionate?
– Because they’re good for your heart

Ms. Fluffy muffins

What did the optimistic avocado say to the pessimistic avocado?
– It’s avoca-do, not avoca-don’t!

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