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Avocado jokes 🥑 in 2025

What is an avocado’s favourite place to go on a date?
– The guac-tail bar.

What do you call an avocado that has had one hundred girlfriends?
– An avocad-ho

Bruh Cado

What did the avocado say when the tortilla chip asked how she was?
– I’m all ripe, thank you.

What did the mummy avocado say when the baby avocado was upset?
– Want to avo-cuddle?

You tell them to GUAC This Way!

Avocadoh

What do you get if you cross an avocado with a desert plant?
– A guac-tus.

How do avocados sign off their emails?
– “Thanks for your help. Avo nice day!”

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?
– Guac!

My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022×10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

What is an avocado’s favourite way to meet new people?
– At pear to pear networks.

Avocutie

What did the avocado say to the fork?
– You guac my world.

How do you know when avocado’s need to go to rehab?
– Because they’ll be avocontrol

What type of music do avocados listen to?
– Guac & Roll

Guacacado

What do you say when the guacamole is ready?
– Chip, chip, hooray!

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